do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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