why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
If youre the one that ate my brownies this morning I only have two things to say to you
Those had pot in them
And good luck on your interview asshole
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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