Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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