i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
a kid puked on the floor and instead of, you know, cleaning it they cut a square out of the carpet with a boxcutter and threw it outside
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
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