If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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