I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You're a womanizer and a bitch.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
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