i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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