Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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