just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
I woke up in bed alone w 2 bite marks on my boob... Salt and pepper shakers In my purse along w a bottle of steak sauce.... The drunkasauraus has struck again
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
My cab driver just suggested I brush my teeth because he can smell "the party" on me.
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
She has the best kind of daddy issues
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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