Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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