He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
vagina is talking i cant
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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