I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
he broke up with her mid blow job, and somehow convinced her to finish. I want his life
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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