she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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