Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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