i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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