dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
Randomize
