I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
Randomize