I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
My sex life is driven by spite and alcohol
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
I told him that he could either pay the 10 dollars for the box of condoms or I'll make him pay for the diapers.
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