'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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