I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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