at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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