Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
eating mexican with the mother in law. this meal made her decide to tell us about her colon cleansing diet
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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