I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When you can pee with one hand accurately while texting, you drink too much.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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