So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Randomize
