You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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