Do vagina's smell?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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