i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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