I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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