Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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