well I can't set my house on fire every night
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
i out mim tonsoeep
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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