I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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