I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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