we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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