Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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