I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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