I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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