You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
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