normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Her best friend sent her a random hate text and the song they played at her father's funeral came on the radio. I just got cock blocked by the universe
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I’M PUT OFF FROM FOOD RN BC EARLIER I GOT SOME WATER AND I WAS 4 SIPS IN WHEN I NOticed A FUCKING BURGER KING F R Y IN MY D R I N K
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
