So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
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