do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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