He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I really want to stop getting this drunk. I've got the Sunday scaries and it's only Saturday
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