Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
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