They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
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