Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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