i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
Randomize
