benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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