that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
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