Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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