are you so shy because you have an std?
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
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