It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
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