she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Come share oat with me in your robe
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
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