But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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