did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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