Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
I wish there was an iPhone app to help you with your shitty personality.
well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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